I've created & kept this blog to compile the thoughts, dreams and wisdom that I've discovered from others or merely written myself. This blog is, in a sense, an expression of everything that is me.. Whether I wrote it or not. The most recent entries are a series of quotes, lyrics and videos.. But travel back through the archives and you'll delve deep into my heart, through my own words.

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Friday, May 9, 2008

the truth! haha!

I'm at sac/ludo in Orangevale right now. The Boardwalk. Weather is beautiful. California rules already.

This song really makes me laugh:

"Girl, I remember when we was sittin' on your couch,
watchin' Good Will Hunting, holdin' hands and drinkin' milkshakes.
But milkshakes melt, people change, and you dumped me on my birthday.
Right after I bought you that really expensive thing from the Body Shop
Called Jojoba Loofah Milktowel or something like that,
That I sold 147 Cutco knives to afford, but whatever, hey, it's cool.

I've moved on you know, I'm happy now - well, happy in a crying sorta way
You know, curled up naked in the shower biting your knees wishing you were dead kinda happy.

But I realized you were right, we were never meant to be
And you know what? THANK GOD.
'Cause you're the most vapid, whiny blah I've ever met.

Always making fun of my clothes, telling me how hot other guys are, asking me to pay you gas money?!
Buy your own gas you bug-eyed mooch - it's your car and it costs more than my house

Oh, and now you're going around trying to sleep with my friends..
Hey good, that really makes you an empowered individual - no wait, did I say empowered individual?
I meant two-cent gutter slut!!

Listen you tanning-bed-baked, broke-ass, goat-faced, oompa-loompa monkey problem,
I am proud to shop at Target, I'll wear warm-up pants any day of the week
Yes, your ass did look fat in those jeans, your mom's a M.I.L.F.
And I plan to get on your little sister just as soon as I give her a call back, oh and you know what else?

You can watch Good Will Hunting by yourself (you bitch, please die)
You can waste your life without my help (you bitch, please die)
You can hang out with your friends, that is if you had any friends!"

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